“Juicy.”

I just finished watching Real Housewives of New Jersey. Here are my thoughts:

• The show takes place in Franklin Lakes, NJ. I grew up in Wanaque, NJ. According to Google Maps, they are 8.4 miles apart.
• I worked in Franklin Lakes in high school and college.
• My mom worked in Franklin Lakes for a long time.
• My mom and dad grew up in Oakland, NJ. According to Google Maps, they are 3.1 miles apart. However, being from NJ, I can say for a fact, that they are bordering towns.
• I went to high school with the bride in the scene at the Brownstone.
• The Brownstone is, in fact, the premiere wedding reception location in NJ.
• My cousin is considering having her wedding reception at the Brownstone.
• I have been to the bar, Lua, where Danielle got stood up.
• Their accents are bad, but not that bad.
• New Jersey looks kind of nice and green on the show.
• I am looking forward to the rest of the season because like a car wreck or Paris Hilton, you can’t help but watch.

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