Chinese pizza.

Me: i am in nyc
Me: i want real food
Me: like italian or chinese
Me: pizza and eggrolls
Me: sounds marvelous
Dan: eggrolls ON pizza
Me: even better
Dan: itd be a white pizza with a light layer of sweet n sour sauce, egg roll shell pieces crumbled and the vegetables spread throughout, then baked so it all stays together
Dan: itd be a sweet tangy pizza and better in a 9" size
Dan: i think itd be unmanageable at a larger size
Me: agreed
Me: where can i get that?
Dan: your own oven
Me: lame, can't some half chinese, half italian man make it for me?
Dan: a chitalian?
Me: hahahaha