“Juicy.”

I just finished watching Real Housewives of New Jersey. Here are my thoughts:

• The show takes place in Franklin Lakes, NJ. I grew up in Wanaque, NJ. According to Google Maps, they are 8.4 miles apart.
• I worked in Franklin Lakes in high school and college.
• My mom worked in Franklin Lakes for a long time.
• My mom and dad grew up in Oakland, NJ. According to Google Maps, they are 3.1 miles apart. However, being from NJ, I can say for a fact, that they are bordering towns.
• I went to high school with the bride in the scene at the Brownstone.
• The Brownstone is, in fact, the premiere wedding reception location in NJ.
• My cousin is considering having her wedding reception at the Brownstone.
• I have been to the bar, Lua, where Danielle got stood up.
• Their accents are bad, but not that bad.
• New Jersey looks kind of nice and green on the show.
• I am looking forward to the rest of the season because like a car wreck or Paris Hilton, you can’t help but watch.

No Bravo?

I was pretty jazzed to watch Real Housewives of NJ last night. There is definitely some six degrees of separation going on with me and all of those crazy, plastic, orange NJ ladies on the show.

10pm is late for me. I know, I am a serious nerd. But I stayed up and started flipping through channels to find Bravo. Apparently, I don’t have Bravo. Way to go Gables for only offering Grande Communications or Dish Network to your residents.

I guess I will have to wait until Bravo put the full episodes online.

UPDATE: Thank you hulu.